Tacos vs. Blow Job

 

 

 

 

It's last call at the turtle racing bar in Marina Del Rey, CA. I’ve been drinking vodka sodas all night. Doubles I think because I can’t read my tab. Nights like this I just put the tip as the same amount of my bill, makes it easier to add up the total. I will regret this tomorrow.

I’m with AsianZing and we jump in the car to drive back to my house. AsianZing is a tiny little Indonesian chick with a smoking body but not quite hot enough for me to hang out with when I’m not drinking. There is a Del Taco right across the street from here and it’s just not possible to pass a Del Taco drunk.

We drive-thru, four hard tacos for BD. Del Taco is by far the best drunk food. For everyone not on the west coast you are missing out. Taco Bell sucks.

Back at the house we are sitting on the couch. I start Family Guy and prepare my first taco. Take the cheese off, remove some lettuce, add hot sauce and then replace the cheese on top. It’s a ritual for me and I can’t eat Del Taco tacos without doing it.

Half way thru my first taco she starts rubbing my cock, getting closer and closer to me…

AsianZing:    I want to play around.

BD:                Well wait for me to finish these.

AsianZing:    I want to play now.

BD:               Too bad, quit talking, I’m watching this!

I'm usually not so quick to pass up on some ass, but it's my favorite Family Guy episode, the one ripping the FCC. I’m now half way thru my second taco and she keeps whining and rubbing. I’m getting annoyed, quickly. So I stand up, unbutton, unzip and pull down my pants, then sit back down and look at her.

BD:         There, now we are both happy.

I grab my taco, lean back, and continue to watch Family Guy and start eating. With my dick out of my pants, she hesitates for second, contemplating the awkwardness of the situation, but glances down at my cock like a starving African kid looks at UN food convoy and goes to work.

The best part of this night is my confusion when I finished that second taco. What should I do? I’m getting head, and it takes me 20-30 seconds to prepare another taco. I’m not sure if I should interrupt her to get my next taco ready. I’ve never been in this situation before. I’m confused. But whatever, I’m drunk and hungry.

I figured, hell, these tacos aren’t going to be good in twenty minutes, but AsianZing will still be the same in twenty minutes, so the tacos win this battle. Simple logic. So twice I had to make her stop so I can prepare my next taco. But let me tell you, watching family guy drunk and eating tacos while getting a BJ is a pleasant experience. I recommend it highly.